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January 11, 2013

The asylum strikes back

by beaufou

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Apparently Vice President Biden invited the NRA to the White House to discuss matters they believed had absolutely nothing to do with their field of expertise, like children safety or mental health or healthy snacks, and chose instead to talk about what the NRA represents…guns.

Biden, the devil in second, “spent most of his time on proposed restrictions on lawful firearms owners—honest, taxpaying, hardworking Americans.”

Let’s waste no time and wrap this one into the flag, after all, Biden had no propositions to restrict gun ownership in Mexico and said nothing about thieving, tax dodging, lazy Americans, they’re too busy running banks and getting reelected into Congress.

DirtyHarry1

get a big gun and tight pants.

Biden did mention 6 year olds being riddled by bullets, a glorious consequence of selling semi-automatic weapons with large magazines; who hasn’t needed one of those lately and how can the man possibly use reality rather than imagery like all good death dealers do.

As every Fox-News-mouth-foaming-ignorantus knows, this a clear sign of a fascist dictatorship, therefore we need more guns. Ever wondered why Fox-News types always know what Hitler would think? well, they’re just about as mentally stable as he was, that’s why.

 

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Giddy up

So, the “sacred” 2nd amendment is underthreat, yes “sacred” because some actually believe that the constitution was written by God himself. I have a confession to make; if God wrote the constitution I actually know who he is…well was: Pasquale Paoli, the man who penned the corsican constitution that would inspire the founding fathers, so God died in England of all places in 1807 and he’s not rewriting any of his old shit anytime soon. The constitution was actually amended 27 times since but again, don’t let reality fool you. God wrote it and Jesus rode a Dinosaur five thousand years ago and FREEDOM and SHUT UP.

“We attended today’s White House meeting to discuss how to keep our children safe and were prepared to have a meaningful conversation about school safety, mental health issues, the marketing of violence to our kids and the collapse of federal prosecutions of violent criminals.”

Interesting whiny language indeed, did you know that the NRA itself and friends are actually financing video games and promoting violent movies?

That pesky reality again,  all the kids are going nuts with our law-abiding hardworking guns because we’re making games that drives nobody else around the world to that level of dementia. Makes perfect sense assholes.

“We will not allow law-abiding gun owners to be blamed for the acts of criminals and madmen.”

No one has come anywhere near blaming all gun owners but like freedom of speech, there is a clear line between reason and stupidity and your M16 or AK47 make you a c–t.

 

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